Answer 4.4% of the questions correctly and win a date with KEVIN BURDETTE!*
Correct answers are worth (2x-3)(4.1-5/y) points, where x=1.3, optional bonus question is worth 0 points.

 

HINT: All answers can be found somewhere within this site.

 
*"Date" refers to the act of going out. "Kevin Burdette" refers to himself or designate, depending how pretty the winner is. Void where prohibited.
The QUESTIONS
 
1)
What is Kevin's shoe size? 6 11.5
8 14.5, extra wide
 
2)
What role did Kevin perform at Glimmerglass and at the New York City Opera? Antonio, the gardener Papageno, the bird-catcher
Siroco, the astrologer Jabba, the Hut

3)
According to the New York Magazine, Kevin is as "antic and elastic as..." John Cleese Al Gore
Jerry Lewis Jorge, the Antic Elastician

4)

What was Kevin's New York City Opera debut?

the magician in Rinaldo the herald in Love for Three Oranges
the dreite Dame in Magic Flute the painter in Central Park

5)
From what year is the Angelotti picture that accompanies the Jim Carrey picture on the reviews page? 1285 Magna Carta 1999 Party like it's
1986 Gary Carta, World Series MVP 2001 I hope you pick this one

6)

What is Kevin's contact lens prescription for his right eye?

-3.5 -7.5 (legal blindness)
-5.5 -9.5 (legal tender)

7)

Where does Kevin's dad work?

Opera News Chicago, home of the Sears Tower
University of Tennessee Chicago, home of Queen Latifah

8)
On whose "well-toned" body do we first see Kevin's head superimposed on this website? Governor Schwartzenegger President Bush
Mayor Bloomberg "President" Bush

9)

Which of the following foods does not have a recipe listed in Kevin's Recipe Corner?

Banana Bread Snickerdoodles
Coffee Cake Cheese Grits

10)
Which sport has an action shot in the photo gallery? Croquet Tennis
Curling Soccer

BONUS: How many layers down is the deepest Easter Egg buried on this site, and who is featured?
the HOW MANY
the WHO
 
My name is
My email address is